"Pam, I want to go home."
"Get the keys out of my purse. Start the car"

"Pam, I want to go home."

"Get the keys out of my purse. Start the car"

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thesearemyheartsongs:

commiekinkshamer:

"sexy librarian/secretary" is a way to sexual even the most "unsexy" of girls (i.e. smart, ‘nerdy’, etc). essentially, men are disgusting and need to be stopped

okay but the Humans of New York photos today… When someone tells you they want to…

Yessssssss

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blackboxoffice:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

via stand-up-comic-gifs

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besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

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I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.
J.D Salinger (via story-dj)

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